"Better safe than sorry" is what I always say. Carry these emergency underpants just in case an unwanted emergency comes up. Remember, no one wants to be walking in soiled pants. Just imagine all the embarassment. Emergency underpants are packaged in a small container so no one will know that you are carrying them.
| 206 of 262 people found the following review helpful:  Emergency Underpants Is My Best Friend, = Durability: = Fun: = Educational: This review is from: Accoutrements Emergency Underpants (Toy) I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that's not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have: - Performed CPR on my mother - Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank - Rescued 235 stray dogs - Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas - Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk - Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps Need I say more? Buy... Read more 57 of 73 people found the following review helpful: Wear them to your next emergency!, By = Durability: = Fun: = Educational: This review is from: Accoutrements Emergency Underpants (Toy) As a rookie Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) I encounter my fair share of 'emergencies.' (Duh! The word "Emergency" is in my job title.) During my first gear inspection, the Lieutenant asked me if I was wearing what he referred to as 'standard issue' emergency underpants under my uniform. I admitted that I was unaware of the requirement having only briefly skimmed the handbook the night before. He reached into his briefcase and pulled out several packets of these Emergency Underpants. Handing them to me, he instructed that prior to going on any calls, I was to put these on. All of my more senior peers nodded in agreement and acted like I was a bit dim witted for not knowing about them. Pros: They keep the 'beans and the frank' from getting caught in the zipper at least, which is pretty much all... Read more 6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:  Not Actually Meant for Real Emergencies, By = Durability:  = Fun: = Educational: Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: Accoutrements Emergency Underpants (Toy) Even though I can envision many uncomfortable life situations when a pair of extra emergency underwear would come in handy, I don't recommend this little piece of apparel as an adequate solution. This is indeed a real pair of underwear, and it's stuffed in such a small package that you could almost put it in your wallet. The underwear is very flimsy though, and would not be of much real-world use. As a gag-gift, though, this item is priceless. This is exactly the purpose for which I bought it and it worked as a charm. It elicited a good dose of heartfelt laughter. |
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